Keep It One Hunnid...

your homegirl is not tight!

I get tired of chicks saying stuff like "my chicks bad" or "we the flyest" or some other proclamation of how fly/fine/sexy they are. Often times when I see pics of these girls i'm stunned. I know I could probably use Lasik surgery but I'm not THAT blind to where I can't see that these chicks are often far from tight.  Now I know you aren't supposed to to call folks ugly, so I won't say they're ugly. I'll just say they're not tight to me.  If it's a whole clique of girls i'm not attracted to I just attribute their braggadocio to delusions. But a lot of times I'll see  a crew of girls where one of em is fly and the rest well...are not.

I don't understand it. Maybe it's because I don't think I have any friends that people would flat out call ugly. But if I did i'm not gonna be tryna gas em up when i know I don't think they're good looking. But another thing to consider is why really attractive girls like to kick it with ugmos. Do they think it makes their relative beauty value go up? I know it wouldn't be kind to tell your homegirl she's barely a rusty nickel but let's not go lying to her saying she's a dime.

But then that leads me to this whole 1 to 10 ranking system. Everybody wants to be a 10 and thr reality is that everybody can't be that attractive. If you were to average the numbers 1-10 it'd be a 5.5. There's nothing wrong with being a 5.5.  This leads me to a conversation I was having with a friend of mine. She was complaining that the chicks in the likes of King magazine and the other ass, rims, and nigga shit mags make her feel insecure. Naturally, I asked why.  She was talking about how they had big assess and big breasts and blah blah blah.  She later showed me a pic of a girl who she thought was way prettier than her. My friend was saying she wants to be a 10 like the girl she showed me.  The funny thing was that my friend couldn't tell me why the girl in the pic was a 10 and she wasn't. Now if my friend isn't a 10 I'd say she's damn close. She has a very pretty face, perfect smile and beautiful eyes and bone structure.  I'd put her at least a 9 on a rough day.  And in case your'e wondering she has a nice body too. She ain't King mag over-stacked but her body is nicely proportioned.  My friend said she only felt she was an 8 but in a discouraged way. See everybody is trying to overrate themselves these days to the point where the girls who are genuinely pretty underrate themselves. So next time your homegirl who is not tight talkinga bout she's a dime, give her a #cmonson and tell her there's nothing wrong with being a shiny nickel. So comb her hair and tell her to put on some baby oil. Baby oil makes everybody look better.

Now...I don't know if this applies to dudes or not cuz i've never heard of dudes talking about being a dime...well at least not heterosexual dudes. But if your boy's self perception is outta wack, tell em to get his ish together and be real.

I'm sure my feminist friends will start flapping their e-gums about personality, beatuy standards and blah blah blah but truthfully I can't tell your personality from across the room. How many times did an ugly dude's personality get ya cooch wet? I'd say .5 times out of 10 lol.